When Clowns go Bad

Evil Clowns vs Evil Evil Clowns Evil Clowns as the last defenders of all that was sacred, thumb their big red noses, saluting great greedy giants with resounding raspberries. who will come out on top, and who will come out laughing?

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Evil Clowns and Curses

While Pentwhistle was perusing Deuteronomy 28:49, the Nasty Harlequin's dot-connecting noodle swirled with thoughts of nations under the banner of the Eagle...

49 The LORD will bring a nation against you from far away, from the ends of the earth, like an eagle swooping down, a nation whose language you will not understand, 50 a fierce-looking nation without respect for the old or pity for the young. 51 They will devour the young of your livestock and the crops of your land until you are destroyed. They will leave you no grain, new wine or oil, nor any calves of your herds or lambs of your flocks until you are ruined. 52 They will lay siege to all the cities throughout your land until the high fortified walls in which you trust fall down. They will besiege all the cities throughout the land the LORD your God is giving you.

53 Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the LORD your God has given you. 54 Even the most gentle and sensitive man among you will have no compassion on his own brother or the wife he loves or his surviving children, 55 and he will not give to one of them any of the flesh of his children that he is eating. It will be all he has left because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of all your cities. 56 The most gentle and sensitive woman among you—so sensitive and gentle that she would not venture to touch the ground with the sole of her foot—will begrudge the husband she loves and her own son or daughter 57 the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For she intends to eat them secretly during the siege and in the distress that your enemy will inflict on you in your cities.

Sound like anyone we know?

--PentWhistle

Monday, July 10, 2006

clowns of all colours

Christian Plutocrats

a list to add to the infamy of Mammonic Cultists.

the short list:
Rev. Pat Robertson
Dr James C Dobson
Rev. D. James Kennedy
Alan Sears
Rev. Donal Wildman
Rev. Jerry Falwell
Tim & Beverly LaHaye.

ick!

--PentWhistle

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Trickster Roll-Call

Calling all Clowns

A cavalcade of some of the World's Wilder Wanderers: the creators, teachers, mischief-makers and fire-stealers.

Spider - NE Woodlands
Hare - Plains & Great Lakes
Coyote - W & SW, Crow
Raven - Pacific NW & Inuit
Bugs Bunny - Pop Culture
Loki - Norse
Medechiibelau - Pulau
Letao - Marshall Islands
Olifat - Chuuk(Truk) & Yap
Annecy - West Indies
Spider Anansi - West Africa
Robin Goodfellow, Puck - England
Kaulu - Polynesia
Wemicus - Timigami Ojibwe
Qat - Banks Ilsands
Amaguo - Inuit
Nanabozho (Wenabozho) - Ojibwe, Chippewa, Algonquin
Chulyen (Crow) - Nootka, Tanaina
Guguyni (Raven) - Nootka, Tanaina
One-tail-of-Clear-Hair (Opossum) - Catawba
First-Scolder (Coyote) - Plains, Chelan, Wasco
Unktomi (Iktomi) (Spider) - Lakota Plains
Azeban - NE Abenaki
Cunawabi - Great Basin
Taqwus -
Cin-an-ev (Wolf) - Ute
Blue Jay - NW, Chinook, Coos, Tilamook
Ti Malice - Haiti, Martinique, Guadeloupe, Lesser Antilles
Bamapana - Murnging N. Australia
Wisagatcak (Wisakedjak) - Cree
Queen Mab - England
Saynday - Kiowa
Rabbit - SE, Creek
Kmukamch - California Modoc
Yehl - Tlingit
Yo - Bamara
Marawa (Spider) - Melanesia
Legba - Haiti, West Africa
Yurugy (Pale Fox) - Sudanes & Malinese Dagon
Alyosha Propovich - Russia
Kumiho (9-tailed Fox) - Korea
Monkey - Mayan
Joker - Pop Culture
Wolverine - Labrador

also
Mouse
Frog
Mink



Friday, July 07, 2006

evil clown quotes

or harlequins as author, harlequills d'hauteur.

from A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry.

about three-quarters of the way into the story.
--
Ishvar shook his head sadly. "Why are business people so heartless? With all their money, they still look unhappy."

"It's a disease without a cure," said Dina. "Like cancer. And they don't even know they have it."
--

"The lives of the poor were rich in symbols..."

--

-PentWhistle

Thursday, July 06, 2006

How about this for starters.

An Evil Clown's guide to deconstructionism, and recycling.

Hexagram 49 - Ko - Revolution (Molting)

The trigram above TUI - The Joyous, Lake [younger daughter]
The trigram below LI- The Clinging, FIre [elder daughter]
from the Wilhelm/Baynes version:

The Chinese character for this hexagram means in its original sense an animal’s pelt, which is changed in the course of the year by molting. From this the word is carried over to apply to the “moltings” in political life, the great revolutions connected with changes of governments.

The two trigrams making up the hexagram are the same two that appear in K’uei, OPPOSITION (38), that is, the two younger daughters, Li and Tui. But while there the elder of the two daughters is above, and what results is essentially only an opposition of tendencies, here the younger daughter is above. The influences are in actual conflict, and the forces conflict each other like fire and water (lake), each trying to destroy the other. Hence the idea of revolution.

THE JUDGEMENT

REVOLUTION. On your own day
You are believed
Supreme success,
Furthering through perseverance.
Remorse disappears.

Political revolutions are extremely grave matters. They should be undertaken only under stress of direct necessity, when there is no other way out. Not everyone is called to this task, but only the man who has the confidence of the people, and even he only when the time is ripe. he must then proceed in the right way so that he gladdens the people and, by enlightening them, prevents excesses. Furthermore, he must be quite free of selfish aims and must really relieve the need of the people. Only then does he have nothing to regret.

Times change, and with them their demands. Thus the seasons change in the course of the year. In the world cycle also there are spring and autumn in the life of peoples and nations, and these call for social transformations.

THE IMAGE

Fire in the lake: the image of REVOLUTION
Thus the superior man
Sets the calendar in order
And makes the seasons clear.

Fire below and the lake above combat and destroy each other. So too in the course of the year a combat takes place between the forces of light and the forces of darkness, eventuating in the revolution of the seasons. Man masters these changes in nature by noting their regularity and marking off the passage of time accordingly. In this way order and clarity appear in the apparently chaotic changes of the seasons, and man is able to adjust himself in advance to the demands of the different times.

[the lines, read from the bottom upwards, are either Nine, a straight line, or Six, a broken line.]

THE LINES
Nine at the beginning means:
Wrapped in the hide of a yellow cow.

Changes ought to be undertaken only when there is nothing else to be done. Therefore at first the utmost restraint is necessary. One must become firm in one’s mind, control oneself - yellow is the color of the mean, and the cow is the symbol of docility - and refrain from doing anything for the time being, because any premature offensive will bring evil results.

Six in the second place means:
When one’s own day comes, one may create revolution.
Starting brings good fortune. No blame.
When we have tried in every way to bring about reforms, but without success, revolution becomes necessary. But such a thorough going upheaval must be carefully prepared. There must be available a man who has the requisite abilities and who possesses public confidence. To such a man we may well turn. This brings good fortune and is not a mistake. The first thing to be considered is our inner attitude toward the new condition that will inevitably come. We have to go out to meet it, as it were. Only in this way can it be prepared for.

Nine in the third place means:
Starting brings misfortune.
Perseverance brings danger.
When talk of revolution has gone the rounds three times,
One may commit himself,
And men will believe him.

When change is necessary, there are two mistakes to be avoided. One lies in excessive haste and ruthlessness, which brings disaster. The other lies in excessive hesitation and conservatism, which are also dangerous. Not every demand for change in the existing order should be heeded. On the other hand, repeated and well-founded complaints should not fail of a hearing. When talk of change has come to one’s ears three times, and has been ordered well, he may believe and acquiesce in it. Then he will meet with belief and will accomplish something.

Nine in the fourth place means:
Remorse disappears. Men believe him.
Changing the form of government brings good fortune.

Radical changes require adequate authority. A man must have inner strength as well as influential position. What he does must correspond with a higher truth and must not spring from arbitrary or petty motives; then it brings great good fortune. If a revolution is not founded on such inner truth, the results are bad, and it has no success. For in the end men will support only those undertakings which they feel instinctively to be just.

Nine in the fifth place means:
The great man changes like a tiger.
Even before he questions the oracle
He is believed.

A tigerskin, with its highly visible black stripes on a yellow ground, shows its distinct pattern from afar. It is the same with a revolution brought about by a great man: large, clear guiding lines become visible, understandable to everyone. Therefore he need not first consult the oracle, for he wins the spontaneous support of the people.

Six at the top means:
The superior man changes like a panther.
The inferior man molts in the face.
Starting brings misfortune.
To remain persevering brings good fortune.

After the large and fundamental problems are settled, certain minor reforms, and elaborations of these, are necessary. These detailed reforms may be likened to the equally distinct but relatively small marks of the panther’s coat. As a consequence, a change also takes place among the inferior people. In conformity with a new order, they likewise “molt.” This molting, it is true, does not go very deep, but that is not to be expected. We must be satisfied with the attainable. If we should go too far and try to achieve too much, it would lead to unrest and misfortune. For the object of a great revolution is the attainment of clarified, secure conditions ensuring a general stabilization on the basis of what is possible at the moment.